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pendror:

you come into MY house, you call MY otp a BROMANCE

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sexualthorientation:

carry-on-my-otp:

Thank you for waring a white t-shirt, Tom, and thank you for nominating Benedict Cumberbatch and Luke Evans

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peterfuckingwentz:

I’m listening

peterfuckingwentz:

I’m listening

Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
Asexual People: what
Throw ya hands in the air if you’s a true playa 

jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

I’m walking my schedule and the number of weeb baby freshman scurrying around is unreal

crabbyjammies:

capitalistpropaganda:

"what’s the worst that could happen? I’ll be TOO cool?" I say as I strap the rocket blasters to my heelys

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

corsmos:

Crushes, a guide:

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maygerardneverstopyou:

One of the worst things about the mcr break up is that instead of spending my money on one single band I’m gunna be spend four times as much money on four individual people.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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